How To Find Remote Work Quicker Than Ex-NHLer Nick Tarnasky Enforcing Golf Course Bang Bangs To Drunk Slow Players Wanting That Smoke | ROI Podcast™ ep. 489
ROI #489 - How To Find Remote Work Quicker Than Ex-NHLer Nick Tarnasky Enforcing Golf Course Bang Bangs To Drunk Slow Players Wanting That Smoke | ROI Podcast™ ep. 489 | Law Smith @LawSmithWorks & Eric Readinger
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Unlock the secrets to landing remote work faster than an ex-NHL enforcer shutting down slow play at a golf course. Join hosts Law Smith and Eric Readinger as they explore under-the-radar remote job boards, hilarious golf-course brawls, outrageous Tinder stats, and surprising revenue insights from OnlyFans. ROI Podcast® delivers another witty and actionable episode blending comedy with top-notch business insights and more topics like: remote work, remote job boards, career advice, business strategy, entrepreneurship, job hunting, OnlyFans revenue, Tinder swipe stats, golf course fight, business podcast, ROI podcast, career tips, professional growth, and online job search
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Speaker 1 0:00
Lost it. I had Rip Torn last night. Man, oh, I thought you were being serious. You ready? You gotta dodge. Okay, it's
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our kick ass intro.
Law Smith 0:14
Mike Shinoda,
Eric Readinger 0:16
oh yeah. It does have a Mike Shinoda vibe. Linkin Park, guy,
that rat Ryu, you kind of like Shinoda. We're not gonna lie. I love it. LinkedIn, Park, all right. Podcast. Way to hit the post, ain't radio, it's a podcast, man, I
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was trying to pay you a compliment. Oh,
Law Smith 0:46
we need 80s. Like, money, money, money. Huey Lewis style, I think with some rap in there, yeah, I got big ideas that I'm not getting around to doing because there's more important stuff. I'm gonna write it down, like the Gaza Strip. Am I right? People? What?
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We're not doing that here. No, no. You love
Speaker 1 1:05
talking politics, especially geopolitics, with war and all that.
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Yeah, no, we're not doing that. We ignore that.
Speaker 1 1:13
I do like that, Trump, Nuke, shit. And then he was like, All right, this is the time for peace now. Yeah, starting now. It's like your dad freaked out. It was like, okay, everyone's gonna be
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chill from now out of my system.
Speaker 1 1:27
Not a bad Trump. I haven't heard you do Trump. Thanks. Definitely done it like 500 times on this podcast. Yeah, but not that good. Nothing called Yeah, yeah. You have to kind of like breathe in while doing it. I think, yeah, he's got,
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it's funny to see the evolution of the Trump impersonations over the years. Oh, yeah, because you see, well, you see, like, Rogan do it. He does like, a raises, no impressions. I know exactly, but the way he does it is like, he like, raises his voice, or he's like, you know, they're gonna, they're gonna bomb the children, you know, like, yeah, that's where they were. It was like, before. It wasn't before he was President. That's not how they did Trump.
Law Smith 2:10
Well, I've heard Dana Carvey talk about impressions. It always kind of stuck. Or maybe Darryl Hammond, you gotta find, like a hook, you gotta find, like a thing that you can kind of wrap their impression around. It's,
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well, yeah, it's like, that's how you center your your impression, almost like, bring it back to
Speaker 1 2:25
that. Yeah, I was doing. I was on my way to a gig. Sunday night. Was doing. I was trying to do Stevo. I think I've done it on here because my raspy voice,
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dang. I never thought about
Speaker 1 2:40
this is an ROI podcast, and this is called fuck your mom.
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Okay, yeah,
Law Smith 2:47
it's, it's almost RFK, because I was gonna try to do that too, but RFK sounds like he just had orange juice. No,
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nobody wants to hear an RFK impersonation. He needs to get Hawking. He needs voice, yeah, I know vaccines. Maxine,
Speaker 1 3:05
smart guy. That guy's I, that man that
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won't get us picked up on YouTube because I didn't know what fun, nothing.
Speaker 1 3:13
We didn't say you were, um, the V word, yeah, vagina,
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no. What's this move? Really well, you know, if we didn't get in trouble for junior, we don't need to say what is RFK Jr? Talk about a lot, health wise
law 3:32
voting. Oh, my God,
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Violet, never mind now. I'm just
Law Smith 3:36
going V's Vista. View. He's
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the, he's the health bizarre Vendetta.
Speaker 1 3:43
Yeah, yeah, he's getting the red dye number five out of stuff, small win. I mean, it is crazy how much shit is on the if you read the chemicals on the back of food to keep it preserved and and like, It's so wild. Oh,
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it's messed up, man.
Speaker 1 4:00
And I feed my kids all that crap.
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Yeah? Well, like, that's what's messed up, is we don't really have a lot of choices.
Speaker 1 4:07
Here's an unpopular opinion, and I brought it up on this show. Here we go. A hot take, hot take, man, the Okay, we have the SNAP program, right? I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, people that are government cheese, man, right? You're getting, I see where what you can buy on snap at the grocery store, 711 you know, Wawa, whatever, like convenience stores, anything, it's, it shouldn't be garbage. You can get Cheetos on there,
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right? Well, what's crazy is, last night, I got an Uber Eats Notification. Now accepting snap, now accepting snap
Speaker 1 4:47
that I could, I could kind of make an argument for because people may not be able to get
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to I'm not saying, just saying it's weird timing, yeah,
Speaker 1 4:57
we don't bring it up. And I was like, What I also. Think if All right, so if we have that, that's one part of that problem. The other thing is, like, I've been broke. I've been post divorce, broke, real bad, good. And I was thinking about it as, like a lot of people talk about, okay, grocery costs are going up. Eggs are expensive. If you just eat half as much as you were eating, you could probably make a lot of savings, right? Not. No one wants to say that,
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right? If you actually, like counted the calories that you're taking, yeah, it's probably better for you, not great that it has a bunch of other shit in it, but you can at least not be obese.
Speaker 1 5:36
You eat to your full. Most people have that kind of life because I got the munchies. You know, it's like, no, I don't think anybody wants to talk about it, because they won't get voted into whatever thing they're doing, right? I got the munchies, or profits won't be up for their company if they put that out there. I just think it's, it's just that, remember when those were acute problems, right? Breakfast. The school you were at, they had breakfast for kids. No,
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well, you mean, like, Oh no, it was all free.
Speaker 1 6:11
Yeah, I know. I I'm breakfast and lunch. I'm with, like, make your kids breakfast. It doesn't take that long kind of thing. You know? It's kind of like, if you let people do it, you you'll let them be lazy, though it's like the goldfish, they'll take up. They'll be bigger in the goldfish bowl if it's a bigger bowl. You know, that way. But I mean, like people, like, if you give them an easy option, and you're tired as fuck in the morning because you're working a lot as a parent, especially single parent, getting the kids to school, you're like, I'm not. I don't want to get up 15 exactly earlier to crack an egg and put it on a frying pan, yes, so
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that I feel good about myself.
Speaker 1 6:48
Well, yeah, maybe for them to see you do it too. I guess I think that's important. We were just telling me a story about, like, I won't bring up personal stories unless you want to talk about it. But it was like kids absorb a lot more, oh yeah, than you realize, and they they may not be able to articulate it. I mean, I was telling someone I was, like, you don't realize, like, early, early, like, I didn't think my kids, I gave them, like, Kindle tablets back in the day when they're two and three, and I thought they were just on that playing games or, you know, watching whatever they could watch on it. And I thought they zoned me out completely. And so I'd be on the phone making calls to you or anybody else, and I'd be like, you know, go fuck your mom and like, all this stuff. And then I got called in to the pre K school because they were saying fuck in little, squeaky, cute voices, yeah. And I was like that. I was like, I'm sorry. I didn't know they were paying attention to me.
Law Smith 7:48
Well, they don't have, they don't have a bunch of shit in their minds taking up space. They're just like, filling up empty space. It's like, yeah, why? Why would I not absorb that? Yeah, I got nothing else to absorb. Well,
Speaker 1 7:59
I'd like them to see like me make my bed so they they want to do it. It actually happens a little bit like that. If they see you do good habits, yeah, they want to do
Law Smith 8:08
it like they all want to be like dad,
Speaker 1 8:11
yeah? Well, they hopefully it's not gonna be that way forever. They're gonna go the opposite soon, probably not that soon, man. They're gonna be like podcasting sucks stupid. Why do you do that? They still want to come on, right? And I'm like, You kids are gonna freeze up so bad. I go, What do you got give me one minute, I know you're gonna say one thing, not in the microphone, and then go. And I go, Mr. Eric will interview you if you get in trouble.
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Let him help you, dude, when I was teaching, we would have, if we were in the gym, hook up a big speaker and I had a microphone, I could just holler our kids over the microphone, yeah, I have to scream. And almost every day, can I see something in the microphone? Yeah, go ahead.
Law Smith 8:55
Yeah. Or yeah,
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it's like, okay, cool. Or be like, Good, glad you got it out of your system. It'd
Law Smith 9:03
be like, World Star, yeah, like, like, fading away to get away from it, yeah. I mean, all right, we got to bring up this, this fight I love. Can you pull up this video? It's making. I saw Pablo, Pablo Torres, I think, I believe, is the former ESPN guy that has a podcast, Pablo finds out, or Pedro, god damn it, whatever. But I saw they were talking about this at length, because there's more info after this. There's a big golf fight. You don't see golf fights very much, right? And you definitely think this guy squawkin is gonna, like, put it down. You guys need to get off the golf course. Oh, now back up. Let me describe real quick. So we got a guy on, like, probably the tee box or the green. Mean he's wearing some kind of, like shitty golf, like, Chubbies kind of shirt, got an under beard, like tattoos, white guy, probably five, nine. Hard to tell, hard to tell, I'm just guessing by the stature. You know, he looks a little.
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Hey. Cameraman did a terrible job. Guy
law 10:22
Off, off. Frame pushes
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out of the pond. He charges at the guy, and then his buddy's like, Hey, leave him alone. He's like, he charged at me
Speaker 1 10:40
now golf, like I've seen drunk people play golf. I've been wasted on the golf course, for sure. I've never been rageful at any like, I've been like, Come on, man. This old people are slow ahead of us, right? Well, I miss a swing really
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bad, right? That's a game. You know? We are adults about things. This guy is like some people, bro, I don't
Speaker 1 11:01
he's yayed up. I would say this is golf. Yay
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maybe, maybe, let's see what happens. Okay, so just real quick, if you couldn't, if you're not watching, he's yelling at the
Speaker 1 11:14
big dude by six four, at least. Maybe, yeah,
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maybe bigger. And he's definitely filled out. He's not lanky. He just punched him twice in the head, well, for twice in the head, and you hear him say, bang.
law 11:28
That's saying so bad.
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Every dodge phrase. Every time he's punching him, he's yelling bang, like
Speaker 1 11:33
a like a comic book. I'm gonna rewind like there's a comic book here. Noise that comes out. Kaboom, yeah. I got it all on record. I record now, yeah, get out of your fatty
Speaker 1 11:53
Damn dude. He couldn't even walk you.
Speaker 1 12:03
Boom, oh, man, rolls into the water. It's not okay. Wait. I thought he rolls into the water. Get out of here. So the first, the first he charges him and the guy who lays them, the big the big dude, yeah, give me that. Oh, lay shit. You don't have that one for Major League No. Sorry. God, I thought you had all his dialog, no. So
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the guy the, if I would have known, I could have
Speaker 1 12:37
pulled it. What I'm guessing is the coked up under beard, 510 guy, you know, sleeved up ready to rock, charges him. The guy fucking just moves to the side. He rolls down into the pond, and then army crawls out of the weeds of the pond, ready to rock. Yep. And to be good, to be good on him. He can take a couple of hits, yeah? He got back up. He got back again. And now it's coming out. That guy's a hockey player, the big guy, yeah, right, makes sense. It feels like a goon because he grabs his shirt. He grabbed him just like a goon would. Well, that's what you would do in hockey. You grab the front the chest of their shirt, right? And the guy doesn't block. He doesn't bitch ball. We used to call this bitch ball back in the high school. Like, you just kind of, like, it's not quite boxing defense. You just kind of really fetal position, yeah. And just take it on the top of the head, usually, like, he gets them, dude, if I got not knocked down with one punch, and then gets him again, yeah? And says, bang,
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yeah. That is after the verse. I'd be like, Oh, he's done this before, enough that he has a catchphrase I should stop now.
Speaker 1 13:50
What I want to know is, why were, why was that guy yelling at him? Why would you do that? Yeah,
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what's the back story?
Speaker 1 13:58
And then what happened after asshole on the golf course? Well, that's one of those things where it's become so viral, I wonder if that guy's, like, gotten fired from whatever he does. He's probably a salesman. I'm guessing he's got salesman or, or, like, commercial real estate, something like that, you know, where they don't really have an eye on everybody, micro managing style, yeah, um, or about, or, like, a really bad bouncer.
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He was bouncing all around. I
Speaker 1 14:26
mean, dude, it's not often you get to see the guy gets hit in the face clean. He can't even block himself four times. Yeah. And then you think he
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would have had a better plan.
Speaker 1 14:37
His chubby friend comes in and tries to like, yeah, man, that's enough, and he's the hockey player. Just go get out of Yeah, you. Reminds me Carl from big fish. What's your name,
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John? It's just like, you don't want to fight random people that are even like, somebody like, my size, physically, not intimidating. But when you see a guy like, that's like, the size alone. Stop you, right? It's like you don't know the small guy could be a jujitsu master, whatever, but that guy obviously will kick your ass.
Speaker 1 15:07
There is a thing that people I brought it up. There is a thing I've noticed because one of my best friends, Travis, is 6566 and when I would go out with him, there's a lot of people who want to fight him, right? And I don't, it's only because he was tall, yeah? And I never understood it. He never got it. We used to laugh about it. It's like, all these Napoleon guys would come up to him be like, think you're better than me, yeah? And you're like, and it's scary sometimes, at the bars we were at in the south, you're like, we're in Baton Rouge. We got to get out of here. Man, this is not going to go well, yeah, and it's like, dip spit on the crevices of their teeth and like,
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they've got 20 plus years of insecurity. It's taking it out on that guy. Why
Speaker 1 15:51
wouldn't you find a smaller dude, right? That's so, that's so like, well, if they're interesting,
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because that situation, if they're in the bar, they assume it's going to get broken out
Law Smith 16:02
that too. Yeah, I he had to, he had to take care of business sometimes. And it was interesting to watch. I mean, my and then I felt like a little girl, like his date, because it would just be him and I going out sometimes, and I'd be like, sounds cool. No, no, no, no. I let that shit happen. Look, you get a grown man fight. I'll probably let it go for a little bit, like, if,
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oh yeah, no, same here, justified. If it's happening, like, and it's obvious that you're not going to get killed, I'll let it play out a little bit.
Speaker 1 16:30
Or, our friend of the program, DJ, DJ, cat, what our boy, hey, you're my friend. Like, if, I could see, I can see
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a garbage pussy, is what you're trying to think of, that sort of thing. Okay, I bet cat. Forget his real name. Yeah,
Speaker 1 16:49
no, okay. I was just, I didn't want to bring him up. I'm just saying cat. I could cat pussy. It's kind of the area, I guess. Look, man, I got too many names in my head, not pseudo names aside, but I was saying, like, I could see him getting like, feisty like that, that kind of personality, but not he's not a fighter, but like, getting like, revved up like that. And just like, let this go for a minute.
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Yeah. He's got a personality that people think is aggressive, just the way he speaks,
Speaker 1 17:20
yeah, and he's sweet, and it's, you know, there's just guys that have that cadence, you
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know, yeah. But I've seen it so many times people like, who's got trying to fight me? Well, I'm like, no, no. So,
Law Smith 17:32
I mean, I I told my ex wife, because she used to get drunk and challenge other women. And I'm like, Look, I had to sit her down. Be like, this is the last time I'm gonna get in the middle of it. I'm gonna just let it happen. Now we're divorced, so maybe that's part of it. But, um, you know, it's like, I have friends that used to get in fights all the time, like, dude, I'm not back up. I don't want to have to think about this every this, right? Not in high school. I know. I don't want to think about this every time I have to go
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out. What an extra thing. Like, what? God, I don't want to think
Law Smith 18:03
about my feet and footing and where all the powers coming from, yeah. Because if you look at the guy that charged impressions, his foot, his feet work is his feet are almost like, Slappy,
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Slappy. Daddy might as well be wearing, you know, scuba flippers.
Law Smith 18:18
It's like, yeah, it's like a cartoon on a banana peel, like he's all over the place and just gets rocked. God, I love that. Yep, street justice
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again, though we don't know what the guy was doing. The big guy might have been a total on the golf course. We're not seeing that. This is not enough. I'm gonna say something I'm so curious about.
Speaker 1 18:38
This is one of those ones I might actually have to do a follow up and bring it up next deep dive podcast on it. You want to bring up that screenshot I sent you. That cool email. I got contact form is pretty sweet, dude. I just got this. What was it like? Saturday morning, Saturday afternoon, I saw the preview of the email. I don't know if I want to read the whole thing. This is on my personal site. Law Smith works calm. The name, you suck. Phone number, 6969696, or something like that. And then the email you want
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to read that one, I can't read it. Oh, wait, we got the thing set up, you can't do it good.
Law Smith 19:22
Oh, sorry, but it's like whatever I showed you before we got on the mics. There's a guy that just sent me a bunch of hate messages. Yeah, the email is, you want to say, I can read it. What does it say
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as a J word and an F word@die.com you can choose your own. See. What's funny is, I have the email, I have it pulled up, but the part that's terrible is actually
Speaker 1 19:46
blocked out, and the message that entity, the message says the Holocaust wasn't real. Now this could be a lot of my good buddies, honestly, as a joke that we were like, Oh my God, this guy, law has his own website. What a narcissist or something. I could. See that there's about 10 out of the 12 guys in my league, fantasy league, that could do this, yeah? But it's, it's one of those things.
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It's like, I don't know, man, that one has, has some vitriol, yeah, some venom to it. Has some soul to unnecessary anger in there some dark soul, yeah, yeah, which I think reading that, I'm gonna guess it coincides with your other random
Speaker 1 20:28
I should bring those messages up maybe next episode I will. I gotta think about if I want to do that or not because I don't have them on. Ah, I would love to, honestly, because I'd be like, let's bring that on, down on how that went? You know, Daddy loves drama, right?
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And finally, I'm not admit in the middle of it, so I would love it very much.
Speaker 1 20:47
Finally, yeah, okay, but ours is more love based, you know, we mean our our individual respective dramas.
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Sometimes I don't know. I've had outside, outside drama, aside from females, yeah,
Law Smith 21:03
but come on, yeah. What's it called? And I'll wait nod to my lady, because I know she listens. You're great. I got notes on one of her episode. I was like, I'm gonna skim through those. I'll take them in. It's like getting
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stand up notes. Can you summarize this for me, which
Law Smith 21:22
she may have done, because I know she uses it more than I do. So, oh, good. No, I don't I try to explain to everybody we don't know what we talked about until, like, I look at maybe the transcript pieces later.
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Oh no, I It's like men in black, memory wiper,
Speaker 1 21:40
yeah? This, this, we're, it's a pocket dimension, where we're at, right? Yeah.
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And then this, you know, I was talking about this with my lady friend the other day, how it's like, you know, we are at least 10% more, yeah, than who we normally are, yeah, you know, like, we're extra right now, we're
Speaker 1 21:59
aware people are listening to a conversation, yeah, having,
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but not the same conversation we had when we were playing Scrabble and I beat shit out of you an hour ago. Well, you know, it glitch, but it's not gonna glitch a 90 point difference, hey, but you can only get so much out of a queue, bro,
Speaker 1 22:17
yeah, but, except it has a look. It glitched my cue, it took it away for no reason. Yes, that's horseshit. And by the way, that could have major effects. We're talking, what about the
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other 15 games before that? We're talking
Speaker 1 22:32
sliding doors. I don't know if it's your cheat codes you put in, like Contra before we start, because it's your Xbox and you're scared to play offline. Oh yeah, you don't want to do it offline. What you're saying to me makes me want to fight you a little. And you're probably a dirty tile Looker, just like if we played Madden, I bet you were dirty play Looker, nope. Oh yeah, no. You have no grace for this.
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Absolutely, I'm absolutely the opposite, sure I don't get pleasure out of it. If I cheated like I would not do that,
law 23:05
that's that's what
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the real I want, the real victory. Anybody who knows me knows that, right?
Speaker 1 23:13
I want you to bring up your boy here that was on Tinder swipe. I love this story. The comments are so brutal. This guy swiped right on Tinder 2 million times, which a friend of ours did a while back. Our former producer, third Mike, when he was on the dating app seven years ago, something I remember us being the office studio, and he was like, I'm just gonna swipe right on everybody until just it's just a numbers game. I was like, okay, buddy, yeah, you know it's not. I mean, you bring in every lead that's available, I guess. But this guy swiped 2 million times and only had one date, which is so crazy. And I brought up, these dating apps are lead gen. It's a different kind of lead gen, but it's the same thing, right? This guy's a bad rate, bad open rate, probably bad conversion rate on a lead, definitely bad conversion on acquisition, as far as getting one
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date. Well, I mean this, if this picture is any indication of what he's working
Speaker 1 24:15
if you, if you slide it to the right a little bit, you'll see some of the shit, but the comments it's on profit Instagram account at profit. But some of them are so brutal,
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you should have tried plenty of fish.
Speaker 1 24:31
Pretty good, pretty good. But if you go right in the carousel of pictures, there's like it shows like that that shows a cohort. What is that? Called a Sankey chart. You can see that in Google Analytics, if you're a nerd, if I'm not home, you can find me at the lake, 26 years old. You know, looks like a pretty normal guy, outdoorsy guy, and then that one's with a lot of fishing pictures. Fish. What does it say? No, go back. I can't read it from here. If you're
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not trying to go fishing, I don't want it. My idea of vacation is going to the desert and looking for snakes for a week. I may or may not. Currently own 33 snakes. Oh, there's a problem right there. There's your problem right there.
Speaker 1 25:15
Because guys don't read profiles at first. Women definitely do.
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It's tell my kids 33 I tell my kids, don't trust the guy walking around with a snake. One snake. Oh, my kids are life more snakes to that. Get the like, what? No, I hate snakes. He wants to go to the desert for a week looking for snakes. No, you want to bury the body you murdered before that.
Speaker 1 25:41
Now here's probably the good news, another follow up I need to do. He probably got laid off of this. Everyone making fun of him, because there's probably one chick that's into that. Oh, sure, you know, yeah, like that lady on the reality show where she lives up north by herself, up in like, Alaska, there's like that lady, she needs to get laid every time again, sure. Life below zero,
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yeah. You know, people just wanting to be adjacent. Star
Speaker 1 26:09
fuckers. Look at that bishop Sankey chart. Yeah. You like that reference that is double every time I see that chart
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of Tennessee Titans, yep, running back, Washington Cougars are the running back. Yep. Okay, see,
Speaker 1 26:23
yeah, I'm with you. And then you got Blaine Bishop was drafted in like, the 13th round, one of my favorite guys in the 90s. I thought this was a little interesting, self made versus inherited wealth. And basically is like, look really tough to make billions on your own, yeah? Well, a lot of it is legacy, inheritance, you know, oligarchs, royal families, all that stuff on just wealth.
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Well, looking at this, it shows that it's more self made,
Speaker 1 27:03
I know, but like it's still, it's still a lot on the left side.
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Yeah, those are all you know, socialist European
Speaker 1 27:14
countries. And if you look at Russia and China, the top two, really, really,
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yeah, bullshit, self made, really, if you count the state right as being you, or
Speaker 1 27:26
they pick you, probably maybe just you, you're gonna make you that guy. It's like Trading
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Places. Yeah, you know what movie I watched that was, uh, better than I thought it would be trading places. No, okay, hold on. Sorry, I got another thing, Tetris. There's a movie about the video game Tetris. Yeah, really good. I love the soundtrack. If it's true, then if it's real, that. But Apple TV made me think of that, because they had to go into Russia and buying rights to sell video games from the from the communist government. So it was like, all this, like, it was interesting. It was good. I will you don't think about that tonight. You know, think about like, the guy creates a video game in Russia. How's that work? It
Speaker 1 28:09
was, it was on my list. You know, I love that. The song from bullet train, they used to No, no, not type A, C or B, soundtrack,
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talking the I Nina
Speaker 1 28:24
Hiro, yeah, that song. They redid it for that, and they did it for bullet train in Japanese. I love it. Oh, good. All right. What else we what else did I send you? What other horseshit did I find interesting? Hi, in the middle of the night, go save this for the podcast,
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cause of death by genre, various causes of death for musicians of different
Speaker 1 28:45
genres. I thought this was interesting. Shows the data. Too many numbers here to give a shit. Well, go to the red ones or the green ones. Those are the or the blue ones in the red ones are the outliers, just like punk is accidental. Metal is accidental and suicide, it kind of lines up, you know,
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yeah, with punk, they put accidental, but they're probably, you know, counting Kurt Cobain
Speaker 1 29:13
blues is heart attack, makes kind of sense. I think of BB King right?
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Racist? What? Racist graph, bro he
Law Smith 29:22
did, like a diabetes commercial, forever, you're just making it worse. Folk is cancer kind of, kind of lines, sad, like, kind of sad
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world music, the fuck
Speaker 1 29:36
that world? I haven't heard that term in a while, worlds that, like horseshit, that in the 90s, they're trying to get us the love for like Donna and stuff. What the hell you're talking about? It was a thing,
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okay? Like the bond to the next one this. I just
Speaker 1 29:54
thought you would love it. So that's great. Wade Boggs receiving enormous novel. See Miller Lite case to sign, yeah, that has his name in the miller lite font, and he's our Tampa product. And, you know, hell of a Boston Red Sox and socks, right? Yeah, you say don't try, okay. And Tampa Bay Ray, Devil Ray, at the time, got his 3,000th hit here. But plant high plant High School in Tampa, they said he used to sit on a case of Miller Light waiting for the flights when they used to wait on the tarmac. Yeah, I love
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God. Rest his soul.
Speaker 1 30:35
These I see a lot. Okay, so these are guys that have Twitter accounts that are like, here is here is the key to running a small business that you didn't know about. Here's a vending machine business, and how you can make millions doing it. I just think these things are horse shit, and I want to really compile it, like Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. I want to do a deep dive for an episode and just really go into it, because these are such horseshit things. If you made millions like this, why would you ever just openly give it away, and why are a lot of people doing it? It's they seem bot driven kind of Twitter posts and Instagram posts. They take the Twitter screenshots and then post it on Instagram and Tiktok and shit. But it's like, here's how to buy a laundromat, you know, acquire a million dollar laundromat using $0 of your own money. And then you look at it, it's like, well, your credit needs to be 850 and
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you need to have, like, what did your parents do
Speaker 1 31:34
for a living? You needed you can leverage your other businesses that are already successful.
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You do a bunch of money by chance. And it really, it's it.
Speaker 1 31:42
Technically, I think some of these things are correct, but realistically, it's like it's just getting people to buy horse shit, either it's a class or a playbook or some click funnel bullshit website. You know, I just think it's interesting I do, but you know, I do love businesses that are doing the unsexy stuff, at least from our marketing agency perspective. Like, I love my porta Porta Potty client when we had one. I love my pond and lake management. Give me the unsexy shit I don't want, like the speed bump product? Oh, yeah, well, I would want that one. But, you know, I don't want this fun not I don't want a sexy lifestyle brand, you know, to market. I want to do supply chain management companies.
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There you go. This I found most revenue efficient companies number one, revenue per employee, revenue per employee, and it is not even close. One is number 10 times more than number two. Nvidia is number two at $3.6 million per employee. Number one only fans, yeah, 37 point 6 million
Speaker 1 33:03
per employee. They keep a tight team. I think I've heard or them are Pornhub. I can't remember. They're Canadian, one of the two, maybe both, I don't know, but they're crushing it. Now it's what's interesting is those other companies underneath them have 1000s of employees, yeah, which is still remarkable how much per employee revenue comes in, and their market caps, obviously a lot bigger than only fans. But like, Apple has got so many employees. Yeah, I don't even know what cursor is, yeah. Oh, either that's we're probably there's that probably just shows us, shows anybody listening like how out of it we might be. I don't know what neta is.
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Well, it could be one of those that owns another. It might be a conglomerate.
Speaker 1 33:53
It's just interesting because they don't have any all they got is really server fees, probably in my transaction stuff. Yeah, and they're trying to make their own content. At one point, they tried to do comedy roast. They did one of Bert kreischer. No, I didn't know that. I mean, it was like they could have made it cooler, and they made it really, like, what got you there? They made it too produced. They made it like two night, like it could have been grimy,
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yeah, this is not the quality only fans. Fans come forth. But
Speaker 1 34:21
it could have been like New York Comedy Club roast, you know, kind of style, but it was, like, way too glitzy and like, overproduced. And then I just thought, this is interesting for any people looking for work. This is like 27 websites where you can find remote workers. We don't have to list them all, but give me that. Give me one more. Should have it like remotive. No desk. Remote.co, dynamite, jobs, working nomads, job, espresso, might as well read them all.
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How many are there? 27
Speaker 1 34:57
skip the drive. Remote.io, do. Daily, remote, remote, auto, o, t, t, O, keep going. Arc, dot, Dev, Himalayas, jobs, job, I see job, Z, job, I see it's spelled job. I see all 1n, O, H Q, O, H q4, day week.io, remote
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woman, I think that's only only fans
Speaker 1 35:31
power to fly crossover Europe, remotely, Asia remotely, no or remote
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No. Read it the way they wrote it,
Speaker 1 35:40
Asia, remote job, that sounds like when they get like, Street Fighter over there, and they're like, guy in fight in the alley, yeah? Remote Python. Work at a startup, YC that I think that's Y Combinator, yeah. Product Hunt jobs, which I like. I like. Product, hunt, support, driven jobs. Citizen, remote, remote. 26
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you only get 26 because it wasn't just, oh, it was 27
Law Smith 36:09
Yeah, dickhead,
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no, but you were wrong. I said, 27 you said 26
Law Smith 36:14
I said, play the tape back. Mark it. Well, I'm gonna clip it because I've been I've had a lot of comics talk to me about work and stuff, and I'm like, that one was a little self gratifying. So I could send them that clip and just be like, now you have to subscribe to the pod. Oh, this was the last thing I got. I got down a rabbit hole on expired domains.com, I was looking at it. You ever been on that? No, it'll show you, like, what domains just expired. If you want to, like, be opportunistic, capitalize on like traffic from other sites that people just let lapse. And if you want to tag like a domain you want, it'll notify you when it becomes available, which is very helpful.
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Yeah. Well, if you got beef with a business, you could stick it to them steal their domain. Oh,
Law Smith 37:07
I mean, I'll do a DDS DDoS attack. I've done it. I mean, JK show. I don't know how to do that, and don't know how to pay someone to do
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it. Exactly. You're joking around crypto or any
law 37:21
of that. That's weird. Oh,
Speaker 2 37:23
it's such a good what a fantasy show we do. You do a good joke
Law Smith 37:26
anyway. But I just thought that was good. Good kind of pragmatic advice. If anybody's looking to stock a domain like lawsmith.com is a Georgia lawyer that as I look at his side, I was like, he's got to be retiring soon. Maybe I could talk to him before he was
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that his name. Or is he acting like he's like, a blacksmith, but a lawyer Smith, but Law
Law Smith 37:50
Smith? Yeah. Well, there that is a thing, but he just got on it in the 90s. I looked it up. But you can also see, like, when people got domain, like when they establish it, well, how much traffic they have if they rank keywords,
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all that kind of stuff, very nerdy stuff.
Law Smith 38:06
I was like, I thought I saw Detroit Lions on there, and it was like, it's Detroit spelled wrong, Detroit Lloyd. Like, it's a lot of typo stuff on there that gets a lot of traffic, yeah? Which if we were sluts about it for this show, yeah? Ron hub, but put in stuff for like ROI and all that stuff, just to track it, see if we can grab it that Fat Rabbit, yeah,
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you know, done. I
Law Smith 38:31
think that was a jam packed show. Yeah, we got a lot of good stuff out there. We didn't limp into this one. No,
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oh, boy.
