ROI Podcast™ ep. 488 | How To Seriously Milk Entrepreneurial Comedy Like Nathan Fielder On The Rehearsal Season 2 | Law Smith @LawSmithWorks & Eric Readinger
The intersection of comedy and business is a precarious tightrope—one misstep and you're in clown territory. But Nathan Fielder doesn't just walk this tightrope; he dances across it blindfolded. Through Nathan's peculiar yet undeniably genius show, "The Rehearsal," I learned that true innovation requires not only creativity but unwavering authenticity and borderline-obsessive dedication to the bit.
Nathan Fielder, known for his groundbreaking show "Nathan For You," and now "The Rehearsal," has redefined what comedy can achieve. His method—mixing reality, meticulous preparation, and a deep understanding of human psychology—provides incredible lessons for entrepreneurs willing to look past conventional wisdom.
In one memorable moment, Nathan's dedication resembles comedic legend Andy Kaufman, pushing humor to the point of discomfort and profound insight. As Law Smith pointed out in our conversation, Nathan’s style represents something never truly done before in comedy, blending meticulous business planning with absurdist execution.
Take aviation—Nathan humorously highlighted genuine communication gaps in the industry, underscoring a serious business lesson: authentic observation leads to better solutions than traditional market research ever could. His comedy doesn't just entertain; it educates.
Research supports Nathan's methods. A Harvard Business Review study emphasized that authentic marketing resonates deeper with consumers than slick campaigns. Nathan’s work underscores this—his genuine, often awkward interactions create memorable lessons in consumer behavior and market research.
Another core lesson from Nathan’s comedy: avoiding burnout. Nathan’s unconventional projects like "The Rehearsal" teach us to continuously innovate and shift gears to stay mentally fresh. This aligns with the findings from Pew Research, indicating innovation and adaptability as key predictors of long-term business success.
Law Smith and Eric Readinger noted how Nathan’s use of real people in his sketches reflects deep business truths—real-world, authentic engagement will always trump scripted pitches. The Daily Show’s popularity as a trusted news source demonstrates similar principles: truth packaged in humor cuts deeper than sterile facts alone.
Nathan’s absurd dedication teaches a powerful business truth about commitment and focus. In a world dominated by multitasking and superficial engagement, Nathan commits fully—even when he's humorously dressed as a giant baby. As Eric Readinger insightfully stated, it’s about "staying in the bit," a nod toward how real business dedication can yield unforeseen, valuable insights.
Ultimately, Nathan Fielder’s lessons are clear: embrace authenticity, deeply understand your audience, remain adaptable, and commit wholeheartedly. It’s this blend of serious business with comedic fearlessness that makes Nathan's lessons worth absorbing deeply.
Sources:
Harvard Business Review, "Authenticity in Marketing: Why It Matters," 2022.
Pew Research Center, "The State of Business Innovation," 2023.
Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 0:09
I keep forgetting this is the song.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 0:11
Make a better one. I will. I'm not a huge fan either. I wanted to do it yesterday. I was like, I can't. I think we should change the name of the show again.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 0:20
We should definitely,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 0:24
you know, you were so hot on ROI I didn't think there were any other ROIs already. And then it turns out, here we are. Yeah, no, but we'll get the, we'll get to pay this guy to make another wrap.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 0:36
We're getting the IP on it, though. I
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 0:39
don't think we do,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 0:41
we don't. We don't do it. I know I'm saying I don't think we get the IP why we didn't make it so. Or our own podcast. Are you talking about the song? I'm talking about the name.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 0:55
We were on the first sweat equity podcast. Yeah, I know, but that's a flag plug with words. That's just a lot to do just for I'll do it this time you did it the first time,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:06
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Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:08
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Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:13
That's the best way to get it. Would you fade out? Oh,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:19
I can make it fade out, fade out.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:24
Oh,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:26
sweet idiot, that felt nice. A nice touchdown with the plane
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:35
right off the bat. What?
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 1:37
No Nice landing. Have you watched the rehearsal. Yes, so good I have this season. Yeah, I think so I don't know he really is doing something that's never really been done in comedy, which is actually, he's actually doing something legit. Yeah, to that. I mean, like the,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 2:00
I think he found a DR like something along the way and just went with it. It seems right. Yeah, he's got a very unique take on just how to do shit like I would never come up with that. Well, it's kind of the idea for the show. Oh, I bet if we had a budget, eventually he had to, he had Nathan for you. So he had, like that, you know, four seasons, I think, yeah, which was great too. That's, I mean, that's all business. We should be all up in that. But, you know, he's got a, like, he's got an angle where he's bringing, like, real people into all, all of it all the time, yeah, but you think it's going nowhere, and you're like, what? I don't know, how you're gonna pull through. And you're like, oh, he flies a plane in the last episode to South America. Was that the one where he's was he was pretending to be Sully, well, that was, that was, like, first or second episode, listen to Evanescence, right? Which is so funny because it's probably true, yeah, that, I mean, it has to be, but that's that, that, like, he finds those nuggets in, like, what's going on when He's researching, and just exploits it, yeah, in a funny way. But he also found that, like, oh yeah, there is communication problem with aviation, with exactly that sucks, that that's how we have to get things done. Yeah. I mean, the Daily Show, like, you know, it's got to be our actual political
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 3:24
barometer, or some shit like, yeah, it's just like, none of the real shit even matters anymore. Well, you trust, you trust comedy because it's like, because there is truth in there somewhere, and the people who are making the jokes don't want to lie like a news channel, like making up
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 3:42
sensational stuff that's like, that's almost a comedy in itself. And it's like, what you can't really go more extreme than it already is. I mean, you could, I guess. But what made you bring up Nathan for you, or whatever, the landing the plane with the song, with the intro song, I just thought, I thought it was like, and I see these, I saw a Wall Street Journal article about him and about, like, how he's actually changing things for aviation. I mean, yeah, it's awesome. I saw a thing with him where he was, he was at an actual job interview, but he had a, like, a 10 year old kid on the other line piped into his ear, and he could only answer as the 10 year old like the way the 10 year old responded on the other end, yeah, it's fun. It's a fun interaction. Did you make it to the episode where he he does kind of sully the pilot that saved the plane and Hudson River, if anybody's listening, doesn't remember with the geese that hit it,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 4:40
he did kind of like a biography of him, almost a bio, yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, where he's a baby? Yeah, he has to be a baby. Be sully the baby. Yeah, they had the people coming like,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 4:54
yeah. So he's like, six, he's got to be six foot, probably at least in the.
Law Smith 5:00
Little size man playing, playing a baby in a diaper. And then the whole set is a humongous right to scale, yeah? And then they have marionettes, who's so creepy, uh huh, yeah, as the mom. And then just an over overwhelming amount of milk he's trying to drink, yeah? I mean, he's got, you know, the balls to be able to stay in it all the time, you know, to stay straight and well, and then apparently, I don't, like, think I've seen him ever laugh. Well, everyone says he's autistic. And, like, that's, like, Autistics favorite shows, that's, like, all his stuff, because they're like, I can relate to this. Like, I totally understand, and yeah, or, like, it's not even, it's like a documentary to them, right? And I don't know, I find that fascinating, because that that is, like, Andy Kaufman level, kind of, oh yeah, out there. But I'm sitting here trying to think of somebody that would compare in terms of balls of, like, stick it to a bit. And Andy Kaufman is probably the best one. Yeah.
Eric Readinger 6:06
Like, jackass is like, the other side of that, like, in a different, same thing, but in a different mode, you know, yeah, they just have to physically
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 6:16
remain in the bit. Well, yeah, Knoxville is, like, didn't you get his, uh, he got fucked up by the bull in the last one. Yeah, they all got messed up. Nobody, like his balls got knocked out or something. Oh, I don't know, or spine, I was something really, really bad. I don't look it up, yeah, but I mean, that's like, that's the one you heard about. You know, my old workout partner, Johnny Knoxville,
Law Smith 6:39
me him and Eric Roberts were the only guys in this huge gym. Oh weird in sunset on Sunset Boulevard when I had no job in oh nine, summer of 09 what you're saying to me makes me want to fight you a little, yeah. Well, Knoxville was fine, but Eric Roberts is a weird guy, right? Flip flops in like, zuba esque, Jamaican colored pants. He didn't leave the 80s still there, and he wanted me to he was doing the inverted leg press, and he would ask me to spot him. And I'm like, on a, I don't know how, grabbing what you're doing with your shorts all the time. And he's saying, Look at my balls. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Yes, he is no. I honestly met him like 12 times. He still didn't remember me. I'm like, Dude, I'm the only guy. That's why he kept asking. You know, that was a nobody. I couldn't help him. Ball Looker, thought you were the first, first time. Look he just came off. Batman Begins, he was feeling it. What was he in Batman? Beginning, he's the gangster in that. Oh, you think I want to hear you talk. Oh yeah. And then drops him off the building, breaks his legs. Okay,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 7:46
what makes you think I want to hear you talk? Okay, that's great. And then he's in, uh, gemstones in the second season. Yeah, the old buddy. Yeah, my old buddy. Okay, Hey, Eric, if you're listening, not this, Eric, other. Eric,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 8:02
if you're listening, why don't you come on the show? Yeah,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 8:07
all right, that'd be cool. Heard a good quote? What can we talk about? I thought I'd throw this at you from Dan co E,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 8:16
and he was in a position like we were when we're really humming on marketing work, and was kind of finding that quicksand era for himself. You know, we've talked about that, where you're just, you're you're getting work in, but you're not, like, really leveling up. You're just kind of floating, right, you know? And so he, he had a quote I saw that was, it's been made into a meme, so I've seen it a few times, few different iterations, but it's like, if you're lost, get educated. If you're educated, start executing, if you're executing, you know, work on consistency. And I was like, yeah, that kind of is the progression. I think, yeah. And then he talks about a lot of it doesn't really hit me that really hit me that hard. No, no, I didn't. Wasn't. Like, if you're educated, a lot of people like, oh yeah, that's kind of a tough part. But his whole breakdown was he came up with a firm that is about, like, like, this other kind of alternative thought for working, and it's in this field, especially, you know, kind of stuff we were doing, you know, self taught, you know, teach yourself, be auto didactic, or whatever. Yep.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 9:30
And then,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 9:32
you know, work on the work on process a lot. So you're not just, you're just like, burning, burning yourself out doing the same shit, stuff like that. What's that guy from? Why should we listen to him? I don't know. He seems like a guy that's like, 20 years older than us that kind of figured it out, like, maybe I should check out his book or not? I don't know. I might. I might about our book, our books coming along. I gotta get you the manuscript.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 10:00
Soon. Oh, good. Well, I mean, I'm using the LLM machines to help, but it's a little learning machines. Yeah, I saw an article yesterday. It was like, here's what you shouldn't do with chat GPT. And it's like, I did all 11 things on this listicle. But what was it? I don't know if I trust it. It was like, Don't, one of it was like, I haven't done the mental health one, but it does say don't, like, don't use it as a psychologist. Like, yeah, well, I don't think, I don't know how many people think the most logical course of action here is to kill yourself. It does have, if you pay for Plus subscription, it does have a thinking but it doesn't really, I think Apple busted them on like, none of these really have any thinking abilities yet, like, they just came out with the study. Like Apple was like, here's the data, and it's not, they're not, it's not as advanced as you think. Yet, if you want to believe that I trust Auburn grad Tim pool, or I don't pull what's his name, Tim Tim, whatever. Don't care. You should know, I'm tired, but buddy, when my when I'm sleep, de fry. Defried,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 11:14
like I can't my recall for names is like, fucking abysmal.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 11:20
You got I mean, Tim, Tim fried would be close Tim fried,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 11:28
Tim Timmy. What's another name for another word for fry
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 11:35
cook, isn't it? Tim Cook, yeah, yeah. I don't even know that's how bad I got up at 430 I thought you'd be like, Oh, Tim Cook, and then, no, you're right, yeah. And now I'm questioning, I know now I'm thinking of James Cook. I've been doing the crossword, The New York Times crossword, and that's, I think that's not helping. I thought that was gonna make my vocabulary better, and, like, puzzle brain a little bit stronger, but I think it's, it's atrophied, because it takes me forever to do it,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 12:05
yeah, you just get down on yourself. Well, it times you. And I'm like, I don't like that, because I'll forget. I'll be like, I'll come back to that and leave my phone open and still going, the clock still goes. And I'm just like, Shit, yeah, again tomorrow. But I was like, I don't even know how this is how dumb I am. I don't know how to do I didn't know how to read the clues for a crossword. I was trying to doubt
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 12:29
the gal pal. I'm dating, the lady friend. I'm gonna have a ponytail be a Florida guy calls this, calls this women, lady friends. It is weird to say girlfriend at our age, yeah, yeah, um, yeah. We're almost, we almost pulled the trigger on going to Cape God this weekend.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 12:48
Keep God, that's where she's from. No. And I was like, Man, I'm gonna have to get out ahead, huh? I'm gonna have to get some boat shoes and, like, real clothes. No, yeah, go. Just how you are, but I don't think that. I don't think that's how you got to do it, though. I think I gotta look like a Kennedy or persona. I mean, I grew up in the preppy style, so you wear all of that, and then you I've got your hair, and then just comb it down Kennedy esque style, and then you're good. Oh, wow, yeah. Barrette Not, not for the summers they were, you know they're, open, flowing shirts, right? Yeah, your clothes are pastel colors. Lot of that going on, lot of like, vineyard vinesy kind of stuff with fish on them, yeah? Man, I was thinking about this guy, Harvey. Let's make a comeback. We should bring him back. Those guy Harvey shirts, let me bring him back. Is that? I don't know. I don't see him. I don't see him anymore. Salt life just took that market away from him. But I used to love guy, Harvey shirts, Tarpons and stuff on it, even fish, all kinds of fish shirts.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 13:52
I do want to take the kids to learn how to fish, but I can't. I tried to teach my son about a year ago, and it was miserable because I was like, Man, I got to watch YouTube videos, to do this, and then, like, that's not gonna work, because I'm gonna have to do I'm gonna have to do it myself, to really teach them, and I don't have enough time, right? And I was like, I'm gonna teach them what I know you know how to just cast that's, that's a good start. It's a good start. Except you thought I was yelling at him, but it was windy, and I was just like, my voice either goes raspy, mumbly to like it sounds like a man enough to yell. I just can't. I don't have Wendy. I don't have a voice. I need a microphone. I don't have a voice that I can I've never been the loud guy in the group, yeah, but, and so he was getting upset, and then I was like, this is his birthday.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 14:38
Happy birthday.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 14:40
But grass fishing, did you actually take him to water? I took him out to the beach to to practice enough room. I didn't want him to get on a bridge. Those guys were creepy. Gotta get him out on a boat. And you know, well, here's what I'm thinking, maybe, maybe you want to get your kids involved on this idea to definitely been, definitely got.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 15:00
Like, hey, follow me back kind of thing on Instagram from this hot chick and Dunedin, and she does hot babe, charter, fishing, charter. And I was like, well, the kids, that's something I get out of it, you know, because, oh, that's a great idea. I mean, they're legit. I've been following for months just to be like, Did you price compare? Oh, I haven't what's the hot chick surcharge? I haven't looked. I haven't looked that. I've just been following from afar. And, like, all right, they seem pretty legit, as legit as any other guy that's going to take us out that I pay for. I was just, I'm legit curious on what she charges, I think. But like, I recently looked at charters, and it was bonkers expensive. Well, I think they're kind of on the on the startup area. They're kind of getting it going. So you might, we might be able to get some maybe. I mean, this was on the East Coast too, so it was different. But still, yes, it was crazy. I think it was like $1,200 Oh no, no, no, for an eight person charger, like, oh, well, eight people is not if eight people are wanting to do it, good luck getting that group right. If you have eight adults who are splitting it, you know. But this wasn't that, right? No, I'm thinking like, we get a scab day. We get one of the, like, the soft days where no one books them, you know, like a Monday, for sure. Yeah, this summer. I don't know if that matters, really, yeah, but I just think it'd be funny. Just be like, Well, I don't really want to do this at all, but this would be nice to have in my in my line of vision.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 16:31
What do you mean? Like, a hot chick something? Oh, I see because it is like, fishing is like, no, there's like, you just basically go there. I'm not gonna see a woman for a while today, yes, pretty much, unless they're that, that weird, like cool chick that does fish, yeah, but they're usually the last time I was fishing, I didn't tell you about that. Oh, you get a mermaid?
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 16:56
No, yeah, we got a boob flash. Oh, really, yeah,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:02
yeah.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:04
Were they good boobs? Are they boobs? Surprisingly good. And you just now tell me about, I know. I mean, we talked about it three days straight.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:14
Rh, we're talking fake or real.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:18
I think real.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:21
Oh, it was in passing. I was
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:25
driving by. Here's, here's, I'll be honest, I was dancing
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 17:31
that got the party going. I don't think that's ever triggered a flash in my life, in my experience dance, man, you know, just when you think it's going out of style, I'm glad that still exists, right? Just chicks having a good time. Yeah, it was weird. It was like, just her and, I'm guessing a husband. How many boats Did you see with Maga flags on it? Well, I was in Crystal River a year ago. I couldn't believe how many had still, like, all the political strata. Yeah, it wasn't, I mean,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 18:02
you know where we were at we were just popping out to the out to the water. We were right there. So we didn't have to interact a whole lot. We'd see a whole bunch of people. We went the Crystal River were, like, a lot of kayakers were and stuff. There's, honestly, there's a traffic jam at some point we're on, like, a pontoon boat. But right, I was like, the a lot of the boats, the legit boats out there, all had, like, the Trump flag, not even the red Maga one, like, like, one that just says Trump. Like, oh, fuck, bite is right, yeah, and it's like, six feet wide. I'm like, Okay, God, and it took everything out of me not to make jokes for my family to get upset about, because I I used to when the first time around to be like, best president of all time, right? Yeah. And they're like, are you serious? Are you serious? I'm like, No. I'm
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 18:57
like, if you do crazy, I'm gonna say, like, my family, still, to this day, doesn't get what I'm joking if you knew me at all, like, pretty much all the time, joking, right? You know, Teddy Roosevelt is my number one by far. It's not even close.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:10
Probably. Who's your cutest president? Cutest president.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:16
I think it's Teddy Roosevelt again. Oh,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:19
like a mustache.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:22
No, I'm not a big fat one
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:25
to be Toby guy, Garfield, Calhoun
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:29
man. I wanted to say Garfield too, but I don't think. I don't know if that's Taft
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:35
sounds fat. That last name sounds fair. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you rearrange the letters and you get fat little bit teeth, everything about that. Who was the one that
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 19:44
took shits on the and would do meetings? Obama was that Eisenhower? I think he died. I think you're thinking of LBJ was like in you did it as a as a flex, he No, I think he would whip his dick out that too.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 20:00
I think you take a shit, it has a flex, or you take meetings. I think so. Oh, man, there's one history those political days.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 20:10
No, pretty accurate. I know my presidential history of Dick flashing. So I got a great birthday present last week.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 20:21
You know, all right, happy birthday. Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Who cares? Who cares about a 41 year old, right? But I had a good time. Just got dinner and chilled watch Boogie Nights on Sunday. That's fun. Speaking of pick flashing, haven't watched that. I haven't watched that movie from start to finish ever. And it is, like, a bunch of vignettes, almost. I think I have, I think I did say that. I think I was like, I've only ever seen this on TNT in, oh, you know, or whatever, in commercial brand, you know, that sort of, I never watched it. And then I sat down and watched the whole thing, yeah, it's such a bummer at the end, right? Like, I was like, oh, man, might have to watch something else to palette cleanse after, like, yeah, he's heading off for a guy that's like, ain't, no, I know gay.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 21:10
And then he gets beat up, gets jumped, yeah? I mean, like, what? Huh, that's what, how it should end, though. I mean, that's kind of you need to send. And the one guy that's the money guy is like, God, what a fucking sad scene. Even though it's like, you hate the guy, the guy who's the money guy, he's talking to Burt Reynolds through the glass, and he's like, they're just so cute. And I was like, Oh, he's talking about like, little kids. And I was like, God damn. But the guy, like,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 21:42
acted his ass off like you're like, This guy, this guy's so believable as that guy. Yeah,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 21:50
what a great actor you're being. Yeah, yeah, you're acting good, right? Yeah, Hollywood's done about that,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 21:59
right? Check out the director of powder.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 22:03
No, yeah, I don't want them or your boy, Dan Snyder, just the fact that it was powder
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 22:09
making that movie like, whoa. Well, it has something to do with a pedophilia ring and something else for you some Oh, I have to pull this up, though on my phone. Here we go. Well, I don't, I don't like pulling the phone out if you're watching on video, because anybody who does that on a podcast, it looks rude and it looks like you don't give a shit about what you're doing. But I want to pull up something about penises for you. Oh, thank God. I know. I want you to rank size wise between these countries. Where is it? Okay, this is a fun game. You get
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 22:46
Germany, Nigeria, Jamaica, what are we ranking? Penis size, big to small. Let me do it. I gotta remember. Well, you can write them down if you want, or type them out. Just, just give me the list. I'll try to do an alphabetical order. How about that? Australia,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:04
Ecuador, Jamaica,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:08
Germany,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:12
Netherlands, Nigeria,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:18
Russia, Philippines, Thailand.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:23
This is a fun game, okay? And I think that Philippines, Thailand, they're gonna be at the bottom, correct? Which one's the which one's the tiniest, which one's a computer mouse, and which one's a flashlight?
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:37
I'm saying a tiny flashlight, not a man, not a Thailand. The smallest Thailand is a like a PC computer mouse that's smallest 3.71
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:48
average, okay, and then
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 23:52
baby. So then we got what? What we got left to get the Netherlands, Jamaica, and number one is going to be Jamaica or Nigeria. Wow, racist.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:05
And then what do I got left? I got Ecuador, Netherlands,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:11
Germany, Australia, Germany, Australia, Russia, and Russia, think of mostly the white countries. And then you got Ecuador. I'm gonna go. Ecuador three, okay, then I'm gonna go.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:26
I mean, a pretty good memory on the list. Okay, then we got
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:32
I'm gonna go Australia, after Ecuador.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:36
Then
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:38
Netherlands, Russia. Who else
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:43
will you have a tie for first?
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 24:46
Jamaica, number one. Jamaica number one. Jamaica is three. What they're an LG remote is Ecuador at six, one or 269, Ecuador's number one, baby. Oh, okay, which is.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 25:00
Shocking. You don't hear that as a stereotype. 6.93
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 25:05
average, yep, go for that. That's a ballpoint pen.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 25:10
Nigeria. No surprise. Number two, that's like a sonic toothbrush. No surprise, racist, no. I mean stereotype. You just called me Rick. Well, I didn't say racist. I just said no, oh, maybe I heard number four, Netherlands, and that's like a, I think $1 that one. I got that one too. That's 6.14
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 25:32
Germany, Australia, Russia. Oh, I didn't get, okay, I forgot Germany, Russia. I went Australia, number one for the white countries, Russia's an iPhone.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 25:43
So Russia was third to last. You said, Yeah, of this list, yeah, I thought that was a fun little game, right? I go, Oh, like, I did pretty good. I'm gonna put that little ribbon saved on my Instagram, and look, I did pretty good. Thanks a lot. Jelly Time account. Ew,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 26:00
see. That
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 26:04
this penis size by, oh, it shows you the actual object comparison. And I'm guessing the Netherlands money is about the same size as $1 bill. Yeah, it's such an unnecessary
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 26:17
thing to bring. Like, everything looks basically the same height, right there. That's, well, that mouse actually, actually quit. That mouse is really small dude with the drop off. I'm talking about, like, the smart, like, a Chromebook laptop, yeah, travel mouse, yeah, you keep it's like, you keep it in a purse. That's that kind of mouse. Do we talk about the ad I got on? No, I saw, I saw you post something in slack on the drive over here. See that? Yeah, you can see it. It's, this is from a while ago. Yeah, but I still thought it was crazy. The speed bump. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Give your nose the ultimate precision upgrade. Like they just make shit for doing cocaine now, and they advertise it. Great Name, yeah, it's a note. What did they say? It's like a nostril cleanser.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 27:05
I don't even think they go that crazy. I think I looked at I looked at it after you sent it, and I was like, That's genius. Powder the product. Make sure your product is finally powdered. Load the speed so it cuts it for you. Is that
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 27:19
No? Open the device with your with your powder
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 27:24
device. They don't call it medicine button to load the chamber with powder and keep compressed. Dispense with the button still compressed.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 27:33
Align the discharge tip correctly, and the product will be disposed to air flow. I have one friend I know that would probably use that. He was like, every day, all day, kind of guy with, oh yeah, if you are, then there you go. You need the speed bump. I think John Hopkins,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 27:53
the hospital namesake. I think he was one of the guys that was recreationally doing it all the time, sure, yeah, back in the day. There's some Freud, yeah, there's some notable guys that just kind of did bumps throughout the day. I bet it's a lot more than you think, oh yeah. When you didn't know it was like, Oh, this is horrible for you. Yeah, even today, I think it's a lot more prevalent than people give it credit for. Oh, I think it made a comeback at some point in the last like 10 years. I think it went away and came back. But watching Boogie Nights, two people od in that movie may be really like, oh god, yeah, and kids out there cocaine is not that cool. Well, fentanyl is an issue with that. Yeah, sure you don't know. So you have to, like, let, uh, the the friend you care about, the least, do it before
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 28:39
and then wait 10 minutes, make sure it's okay. Yeah, but cocaine always just ends up feeling the most sober you've ever felt in your life. I don't get it, I really don't. It's like, oh, we what? Why are we doing this? Oh, just stay up longer to drink, drinking for hours and hours. And I don't really, I'm like, That's my body. My body's like, time to shut it down, bud. Yeah. Great. Night's sleep too, by the way.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 29:03
And boners for days, yeah, not speaking of which I saw that one. And I think I said the other one in the psych channel was like,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 29:14
it was a wing. It took, it takes, it's a machine that takes bones out of wings, and it was called dr d boner. Maybe, maybe
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 29:25
I didn't put it in there. I don't think you did. I wanted to surprise you,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 29:29
yeah, but then you mentioned it, I know, but I thought it was in there. I thought you were pulling it up. It was a British product. Oh, I forgot about the award I won from fentanyl Express. No, I didn't tell you. The altar is who's given us a Podcast Awards. I won, like some, some, the trophy was $400 to buy. It's a trophy scam. I was best. I was 2025, best business consultancy. And so I fill out to to they go, you're not you.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 30:00
All you have to do is fill out this thing, and I go, okay, it forces you to buy the trophy to win the award. So I just made a press release like I won it, because I did. Yeah, I got the that's what the email said. I won it already in May 20, 25
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 30:15
for the whole year, right? That's amazing how good you did. And then I photoshopped an award. I photoshopped an award. Me holding it. Yeah. And then I I got chat GBT to write me a
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 30:30
5000 word press release, 5000 words just to put it on my on as a blog post for funds. And then I got an email from them, I forgot to tell you this, and they're like, it doesn't seem like you're taking this seriously.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 30:45
I disagree. They feel like I'm thinking it probably something like that. Like they were like, We Sell your post or something. I was like, Yeah, you should see it. I mean, you know, what do they mean, not taking it seriously. But I tried not to mention them by name as much as I could so it didn't give them like any satisfaction. Yeah, that's, that's what you call Friday afternoon work. Yeah, just to let your hair down. I don't think anybody in offices, unless they have a manager over them, really works on a Friday afternoon in a white collar job. Yeah, after noon is the end of the week, or you work in the market or something like that, you have to have some something bearing over you. But I think any office job I've had Friday afternoons like, right? So when we kind of already work on a four and a half day work week white collar job,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 31:37
yeah, if you work, not really cool, not me, but if they're cool, I'm absolutely people being out there, being like, Nah, my boss makes me stay till 5pm every Friday, and I better be working. Well, yeah, I do it to be a brown noser and be like, Look, with me, I'm doing stuff you're not.
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 31:56
I don't do that. Fat lot of good that did. Yeah, right. End up right back at the same Yelp, same spot, yep,
Law Smith, comedian and president of Tocobaga 32:04
I think that's it, man, I think we did go take my kids to the dentist. Good job today. Oh.
